Riff 1: "I never thought of this as funny..."



e-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

B-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

G-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

D--9--h11--11--11--9--11--13--14--14--13--------------------------------|

A--0---0----0---0--0---0---0---0---0---0--9--h11--11--9--11--11--11--11-|

E-----------------------------------------0----0---0--0---0---0---0---0-|



Riff 2: "I wanna be your christmas tree..." (Chords only)



e---2---2---|

B---3---4---|

G---2---4---|

D---0---4---|

A-----------|

E-----------|



Riff 3: "I'll strip the world that you must live in..." (same as Riff 1,

but in reverse order. End with the first half again)



e-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

B-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

G-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

D---------------------------------9--h11--11--11--9--11--13--14--14--13-|

A--9--h11--11--9--11--11--11--11--0---0----0---0--0---0---0---0---0---0-|

E--0----0---0--0---0---0---0---0----------------------------------------|



Chorus: "You and me..." (Chords only)



e---0---2---4---5---2---2---2---|

B---0---4---4---5---2---2---2---|

G---1---4---4---6---2---3---4---|

D---2---4---6---7---4---4---4---|

A---2-------6---7---4---4---2---|

E---0-------4---5---2---2---2---|



The chorus chords end with a little riff. I usually play it as:



e------------4--4--2--0--|

B------------4--4--2--0--|

G--2--h4--4--------------|

D--2--h4--4--------------|

A------------------------|

E------------------------|



There is also a "solo" that plays over the chorus during certain

repetitions. Strum the first note, then slide from note to note.

For this part, play:



e--------------------------|

B--------------------------|

G--9--4--2--4--6--2--3--4--|

D--------------------------|

A--------------------------|

E--------------------------|



The whole order of the song is as follows:



Riff 1:

I never thought of this as funny

It speaks another world to me

I wanna be your Easter bunny



Riff 2:

I wanna be your Christmas tree



Riff 3:

I'll strip the world that you must live in

Of all its godforsaken greed

I'll ply the tar out of your feathers

I'll pluck the thorns out of your feet



Riff 2:

You and me



Chorus:

You and me

You and me



Riff 1:

And if I choose your sanctuary

I'll want to wash you with my hair

I'll want to drink of sacred fountains



Riff 2:

And find the riches hidden there



Riff 3:

I'll eat the lotus and peyote

I'll want to hear the caged-bird sing

I'll want the secrets of the temple

I'll want the finger with the ring



Riff 2:

You and me



Chorus:

You and me

You and me



Chorus + Solo



Riff 1:

And if you make me your religion

I'll give you all you will need

I'll be the drawing of your breath



Riff 2:

I'll be the cup if you should bleed



Riff 3:

I'll be the sky above the Ganges

I'll be the vast and stormy sea

I'll be the lights that guide you inland

I'll be the visions you will see



Riff 2



Chorus:

Visions you will see

You will see

You will see



Chorus:

You and me

You and me

You and me



Chorus + Solo:

You and me

You and me

You and me



Chorus + Solo (x4)



And that's it!